She hasn't punched anyone in the face...yet.
I hate everything today. Everything. If you are reading this today, I probably hate you too. Although I know that's not true even as I type it. I already regret saying that and I hope I didn't hurt any feelings. I just think I hate everything today.
Guess who doesn't care about Optional Shareholder Voting and never will? That's right: me. Guess who doesn't care about Corporations in general? Exactly.
Oh, and I absolutely hate having to give a presentation that "looks good on my resume." I am so sick of resumes. And even more sick of people who look at mine and comment that something is "impressive." It's really not. It's just a little list of things I've been doing, mostly since law school. What if I slid in "hating the world and myself" as one of my "Interests"? Just to see the reaction and have something better to talk about than, "I bet you did a lot of editing while on Law Review." "Yes, I'm quite masterful at making certain that pesky period after Id is also italicized. Did I mention my self-loathing? Yes, you'll see it...down farther...right under 'Interests'...there you go!"
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hello katiegraham's bff...are we the same person? i think i had my i hate everything and everything must die day on monday and it continued into early tuesday. clearly, it left me and went to you. sorry about that.
So much is good about Kathryn...
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